Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies???
I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered…”who ties your shoelaces for you?”
If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
I’m the type of person that spends 20 minutes rearranging the dishwasher to avoid doing 10 minutes of dishes.
“Duck Faces really make you look smart and classy” said NO ONE EVER.
When someone posts a selfie, I always wonder how many pictures they took before they decided they had the perfect one.
I hope you appreciate the effort I put into NOT correcting your grammar.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.