Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI
When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you – she’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
Sometimes I look at my husband and I think “Damn you are one lucky man”