I don’t remember much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome
There should be a “Bring your favorite bottle of booze to work” day.
I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk. We go to parties.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.