Sometimes I get road rage from standing in lines.
When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you – she’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
I would be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else.
I’m just one step away from being rich all I need now is money.
People my age are so much older than me.
I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years so I guess this is who I am now
My life may not be perfect but at least I know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.