If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated like shit had it coming.
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
Don’t try to win over the haters – You’re not the jackass whisperer.