I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered…”who ties your shoelaces for you?”
If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
I hope you appreciate the effort I put into NOT correcting your grammar.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated like shit had it coming.
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
Sometimes I get road rage from standing in lines.
Don’t try to win over the haters – You’re not the jackass whisperer.
Why is it acceptable for people to be fucking idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?