“Duck Faces really make you look smart and classy” said NO ONE EVER.
When someone posts a selfie, I always wonder how many pictures they took before they decided they had the perfect one.
I hope you appreciate the effort I put into NOT correcting your grammar.
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated like shit had it coming.
Today’s Mood: Bitchy with a chance of sarcasm.
When I see rich, snooty looking women at the grocery store, I pretend I need something and say “excuse me, do you work here?” just to help keep things real.
I never realized how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.
I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years so I guess this is who I am now
Bitch (noun) – Any girl who is prettier or skinnier than you.