My life is just a series of awkward and humiliated moments separated by snacks
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a fucking clue what they’re doing. Everyone’s just winging it.
Fuck it! Always my final thought before making a decision.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
I would be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else.
Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.