Funny Quotes, Memes and Pictures
Funny Quotes about Drinking
Funny Quotes about Friends
Funny Quotes about Life in General
Funny Quotes about Marriage
Funny Quotes about Parenting
Funny Quotes about Relationships
Funny Quotes about Weight Loss
Funny Quotes about Women
You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.
I don’t remember much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies???
I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered…”who ties your shoelaces for you?”
Only 2 things can change a woman’s mood
If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.